Things that are wonderful: the world, humanity, technology... Things that are THE WORST? Same list. Here's a new podcast from your new favorite internet crabapples, Patti & Valentina. They're gonna gripe a lot about a little of everything.
Episodes
Feb 3, 2019
Feb 3, 2019
1hr 9 min
Really people. Your guess is as good as ours. This week we offer movie reviews - three decades late. We play who wore it better ("it" being mass murder) with Ted Bundy versus Joseph Stalin. Patti randomly decided to watch tv and for once saw something Val hadn't... she was too busy trying to find parking.
Jan 20, 2019
Jan 20, 2019
1hr 9 min
This week on most punchable faces... smug private school boys harassing Native American veterans. Who isn't disgusted with these tools? Also in the lineup: the lack of sun in winter, ski trips, Crash Test Dummies, dreams, and all the big universal questions.
Jan 13, 2019
Jan 13, 2019
1hr 10 min
Join us this week for an unacceptable amount of singing and Sunday morning church flashbacks while Valentina’s Dory side shows up and wreaks havoc all over. Patti steers the ship home somehow and we run over some PC tropes on the way. Grab a drink and get on this level!
Jan 5, 2019
Jan 5, 2019
1hr 8 min
Between trying to recover from a cold and trying to recover from a hangover, this is all we got... It might be that this episode isn't worth publishing but whatever, we took the time to record it so here you go! Next week we will be back at you with terrible tales of all the worst things happening in the world.
Dec 29, 2018
Dec 29, 2018
1hr 15 min
We are taking the opportunity of this mediocre episode to make a big patreon push - we need a recording yacht people! Also, is anything scary anymore? Is it lame to make new year's resolutions? Oh wait, new year's intentions? We're pretty sure it is but we have big plans anyway.
Dec 23, 2018
Dec 23, 2018
1hr 5 min
Well here we are again! Christmas 2019. And the message we want to leave you with? No one knows what they are doing, condescending people suck, and loving yourself is the most important thing of all. Merry Christmas everyone.
Dec 16, 2018
Dec 16, 2018
1hr 8 min
It's been a long couple of weeks people. But just as we've been busy, the world has been busy doing terrible things... like protesting Rudolph the Red-nose Reindeer. We're pretty sure we've crossed the ever-moving line of political correctness in this one, but it's impossible to tell until someone calls us ut about it. In any case, here is your episode. Enjoy!
Dec 9, 2018
Dec 9, 2018
59 min
Looking for pictures for the cover of this episode was THE WORST. And that is all I have to say about that. In this episode we talk about Bohemian Rhapsody, Live Aid, Farm Aid, feeding the world, and not feeding the world.
Dec 2, 2018
Dec 2, 2018
1hr 4 min
What happens when you take a week off from podcasting and go home to celebrate the holidays with your parents? You spend the weekend rummaging through boxes of old pictures and take a trip down memory lane. Oh, and you also revert right back to your teenage self and realize those family dynamics are hard to shake!
Nov 18, 2018
Nov 18, 2018
1hr 11 min
On this special holiday episode of Just the Worst, we do for podcasting what Henry Cavill does for Superman. That is to say, not a lot. We're burned out and overwhelmed with all that is wrong with the world, the fires in California, the famine in Yemen, the killing of journalists by the Saudis, etc. etc. Plus, having to move two times in one month? The WORST.