Things that are wonderful: the world, humanity, technology... Things that are THE WORST? Same list. Here's a new podcast from your new favorite internet crabapples, Patti & Valentina. They're gonna gripe a lot about a little of everything.
Episodes
Sunday Jun 03, 2018
Sunday Jun 03, 2018
On this episode we take some time out for ourselves with a little therapy session. OK, so we got carried away and forgot about the topic. Instead, we talk taking responsibility for our bad decisions, overcoming traumatic situations, and the effects of living in a world full of trigger warnings.
Sunday May 27, 2018
Sunday May 27, 2018
In this episode - a successful trip to San Francisco, parking woes, and the travails of online grocery shopping. Oh yeah, and Val tells a little story about an over-zealous arborist - one Matthew Hoffman. He loved leaves, squirrels, and his dog.
Sunday May 20, 2018
Sunday May 20, 2018
All you've ever wanted to know about your dinner and probably a whole lot more. What's in your food probably won't kill you, but it might make you sick - or knowing about it might anyway. Join us on this delightful journey into processed foods. It'll be fun. Promise!
Sunday May 13, 2018
Sunday May 13, 2018
Valentina didn't prepare. Hilarity ensues. You'll see. But if this is your first time listening, maybe don't start with this one.
Sunday May 06, 2018
Sunday May 06, 2018
Off to work they go! Or at least they did during the industrial revolution. So many new and more affordable products, and all it took was 14-16 hours a day of child labor! Also, Patti outlines why she would be a great hire, and Val reveals why she'd be a great wife.
Sunday Apr 29, 2018
Sunday Apr 29, 2018
The tragic crimes (and possible conspiracies) of a professional wrestler, Patti finds her calling (and gets the giggles), and Valentina loses her place at least 57 times (and sidebars 13 times) but hey! Join us for your weekly dose of worstness!
Monday Apr 23, 2018
Monday Apr 23, 2018
For roughly 200 years, the sisters of several convents with seeming support from both the church and the state, worked tirelessly to reform and rehabilitate the "fallen" women of Ireland. No wait. That's not quite how it happened. Closer to forced labor, kidnapping and regular beatings. No talking, no breaks, no end date, and definitely no whistling while you work.
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Sunday Apr 15, 2018
Sunday Apr 15, 2018
All we know is, there is one place you really don't want to end up, and that's the White House at the Dozier School for Boys. Thank god they only let the horrific abuse go on for 111 years. If it had gone on any longer, we might've started to question the corrections system.
Sunday Apr 08, 2018
Sunday Apr 08, 2018
You asked for it, you got it. And you will probably never ask for it again. Today's episode is pure banter, with a Q&A to keep the conversation going. Join us as we explore our favorite dinosaurs, who would play us in a movie about us, and other hard-hitting topics.
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
Sunday Apr 01, 2018
What to say about the KKK? They love alliteration and hate just about everything else. Join us in learning about these geniuses under sheets, their semi-rises and falls, and the make-believe world they live in.