Things that are wonderful: the world, humanity, technology... Things that are THE WORST? Same list. Here's a new podcast from your new favorite internet crabapples, Patti & Valentina. They're gonna gripe a lot about a little of everything.
Episodes
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Sunday Mar 25, 2018
Today we’ve got a truly terrible story about the perils of hitchhiking, a sexual monster, the power of brainwashing, and possibly the worst live-in housekeeping gig ever. Be vigilant out there, friends!
Sunday Mar 18, 2018
Sunday Mar 18, 2018
They’re tiny, needy, hungry little jerks that ruin your life. Kids? No! We’re talking about parasites today. Plus some random Harry Potter nerdery, the perils of grade school, the plight of camel-jockeys, and other nonsense.
Sunday Mar 11, 2018
Sunday Mar 11, 2018
Ah, the most hated man in America. It took three days and 300 dismissals to find a jury that didn't already hate him. Join us for a peak inside the world of white collar crime, total creeps, and minimal consequences. It'll be fun!
Sunday Mar 04, 2018
Sunday Mar 04, 2018
Stab me once, shame on you. Stab me 37 times, shame on me. Turns out there are often clues that someone is likely to kill you at some point. Pay attention!
Also, a bit of Just the Worst news... we are going back to our once a week Sunday drops. This is all you get till next week!
Wednesday Feb 28, 2018
Wednesday Feb 28, 2018
Being the bastard stepchild of one of the wealthiest nations in the world can be a real killer. When Hurricane Maria decimated Puerto Rico, the U.S. was slow to respond, slow to care, and quick to forget. We're sorry your home was destroyed, your power out, water off, and means of making a living gone, but dude, The Bachelor is on!
Sunday Feb 25, 2018
Sunday Feb 25, 2018
Sometimes even your favorite humans are just that - humans. They f*ck up, they wish we would forget, but we’re here to remind you when they did the thing that was the worst. It's humanity at its finest - enjoy!
Wednesday Feb 21, 2018
Wednesday Feb 21, 2018
We feel so fortunate to live in a country founded on love, tolerance, and freedom. Oh wait no... we're 'Mericans! That's not our jam. We were founded on self-importance, self-righteousness, and selfishness, topped with a little godliness. This episode takes a look back at the beginning of the USA, our founding fathers, and the ruthlessness that drove them. Enjoy!
Sunday Feb 18, 2018
Sunday Feb 18, 2018
Turns out everything is for sale. It also turns out that if you are really, really poor and desperate, you may succeptable to doing anything to feed your family. Including selling yourself. Or parts of yourself. Like your kidneys. Or maybe your government is willing to sell it for you. In either case, it's messed up. Join us on this international journey as we learn about one more problem with economic disparity. Enjoy!
Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
Wednesday Feb 14, 2018
What do they always say is the most important thing? Breakfast. Wait, no. Family. Having a terrible family can really be the worst, but loving your family members too much can sometimes be worse - at least for us to have to hear about. Jump on the grossout train with us this week as we talk about familial love gone very, very wrong.
Saturday Feb 10, 2018
Saturday Feb 10, 2018
What started out as a little tale about fentanyl turned into a story about scandalous marketing practices, overly zealous pain doctors, crafty cartel leaders, and the poor saps caught underneath it all. It really is a set up people. Don't fall for it!